Happy Friday! For those of you who are off work between now and New Year’s and want to celebrate, I can’t really help you. There’s one game tonight, but it’s crazy early, and it’s guaranteed not to be competitive.

Game of the Night:

-Central Connecticut Blue Devils at Penn State Nittany Lions

• Time/TV: 6:00 PM EST, BTN
• KenPom Spread: Penn State -35

Here’s everything you need to know about this game:

That’s every game CCSU has played so far this year. Nine blowout losses, two close losses, zero wins.

So for those of you who want to see what happens when Seth Lundy gets big minutes, this is your game.

For those of you wondering who the hell Seth Lundy is, here’s your chance to learn.

And for those of you who actually bet on this game with a 35-point line, you’re degenerates. My kind of degenerates.

Tuesday is Christmas Eve, and there are no Big Ten games scheduled that day, so this will be my last column before the holidays hit. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. See you for the New Year’s Eve preview.